Getting to know D'NA, You Nosy Bitches

So you're a curious one, eh? You want to know a little more about these mavens of mockery? Well come on in and check us out. Just don't be surprised if Demonica chains you to the toilet and stomps on your nether regions with her stilettos. But hush now, Angelina will put a band-aid on it and kiss your boo-boos all gone.

And just remember: Mama prefers less talky and more looky.





Name: Angelina Darling – Super Prude Gone Bad

Location: Mid-Western America – The home of corn and corn fed girls

Marital Status: Taken by a super accountant stud with good hands

Things that make you all hot and bothered?

Accountants with soft hands and tongues like anteaters, standard poodles, ice-cold light domestic beer, hot dogs, pin-ups, pin-ups eating hot dogs and slutty girls with bad attitudes and questionable issues regarding personal hygiene (Enter Demonica).

Give me advice on how to piss you off.

Act like a dirty, little slut like Demonica – Hey I can be hot and pissed at the same time. If that doesn’t work for you, act like an asshole, drive a sports car and/or hog the aisle in the produce section with your cart full of mac and cheese and feminine hygiene products, cow.

What qualifies you to give advice to the sad, lonely, angry and loserish?

Always meddling in the lives of others means they rarely take my unsolicited advice – so go on – solicit me and make my day, big boy (or girl). Big girls need love too and I can tell them how to find it.

Tell us about your defining moment?

Seeing mommy and daddy’s stud horse in action at our family stables was obviously foreshadowing to losing my virginity in the back of a Pinto to a future internet celebrity.

Give us the scoop on your favorite sexual position, kitty cat.

Missionary, in the dark, after “box of wine’ passing out. The way God intended

Name: Demonica the Devilish

Location: Somewhere Coastal, now quit being nosy.

Marital Status: Un-married but currently taking it in the ass from the hottest man alive.

Things that make you all hot and bothered?

Stilettos, red lipstick, tattoos, extra dry martini’s, saying the work ‘fuck’, blondes with big boobs, leather, lace and cumming on your face.

Give me advice on how to piss you off.

If you piss me off, I’ll start killing kittens and puppies. Do you want to be responsible for that?

What qualifies you to give advice to the sad, lonely, angry and loserish?

Bitch, please. I’m kind of a big deal, just ask Angelina.

Tell us about your defining moment?

I remember mine clearly. I was watching porn and having a martini. I needed to masturbate, but didn’t want to put down my drink. Let me just say, where there’s a will, there’s a way.

Give us the scoop on your favorite sexual position, kitty cat.

Doggy style makes me purrrrr like a…wait…can you purr like a pussy when you’re doing it doggy?